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It seems you can’t watch CBS anymore these days without hearing about old men and their flaccid penises. Well, where is the advocacy for the contrary? Because one of the unfortunate experiences of male adolescence and young adulthood is the high frequency of erections occuring for absolutely no reason. These are appropriately named No Reason Boners (NRB’s!) […]

Office Small Talk

I’ve never witnessed so many people willingly engage in something on a daily basis that they know they hate more than office small talk. There has never been an earnest and whole-hearted “how are you doing?” in the existence of morning hallway conversation. And the response to this question is as unfailing as a drunk […]

Coffee Dumps

There are few things more sudden and terrifying than the arriving sensation of a coffee dump. It’s more abrupt and intrusive than unexpected nudity while watching a movie with your parents. The vital and delicious morning liquid of choice serves as our beloved and inspiring friend early, but later becomes our sworn rectal enemy. Coffee […]